The renowned expert on the history and science of Hyper-animals, Sir Dennis Rottenburrough, our man in the field as it were, has at last returned from his latest world-spanning adventure! We are thrilled to reveal his newest Hyper-discovery - the Hyper Tapir. Here are his words describing this stunning beastie:
"The common Tapir is known best for it's extended, trunk-like, snout. It uses this hollow appendage to feed off of shrubs, grasses, and berries.
The Hyper-Tapir uses it's snout to pursue an unholy interest in urology, proctology, and gynecology."
