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| Folklore would have us believe the Woolly Bear Caterpillar can predict the harshness of the upcoming Winter season. The Hyper-Woolly Bear Caterpillar is fully capable of accurately predicting the exact time and manner of your death. Should you encounter the Hyper-Woolly Bear Caterpillar in your travels, DO NOT read any tiny notes left on your doorstep soon afterward. |
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| The Hyper-Three Toed Sloth stands apart from
the common Three Toed Sloth in a most peculiar fashion. While the Common
Sloth is famous for slowness, the Hyper-Sloth, from birth to death,
never moves of its own accord. It relies entirely on external
forces to travel about its territory. How it survives is a complete
mystery, because it has never been studied long enough to find out. This may be due to it's horrible stench and constant giggling like a little girl. |
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| The Hyper-Hummingbird is the deadliest creature on Earth due to its ability to reach just under 10% of the speed of light, and thus reach a mass of over 10 tons. Innumerable disasters, such as the Hindenburg explosion, the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand, and every Force Five tornado can be attributed to an enthusiastic Hyper-Hummingbird mating display. |
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The common Pink Flamingo gets it's coloring by eating little pink shrimp. The Hyper-Flamingo get it's coloring by eating the common Pink Flamingo. |
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| The Swahili name for this animal is unprintable, but
translates loosely as "Oh my god, will you please, please stop licking me!". The image depicts a male Hyper-Zebra two seconds after French-kissing a baboon. |
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| Hyper-Monkeys are infamous for flinging poo, screeching until your ears fall off, flinging poo, typing up the entire works of Shakespeare and then burning them before anyone finds out, and flinging poo. |
