Tuesday, July 15, 2014

The Hyper-Hummingbird

The Hyper-Hummingbird is the deadliest creature on Earth due to its ability to reach just under 10% of the speed of light, and thus reach a mass of over 10 tons. Innumerable disasters, such as the Hindenburg explosion, the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand, and every Force Five tornado can be attributed to an enthusiastic Hyper-Hummingbird mating display.

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